A hilarious twist on the discrete peens! A thiccc peen with legs and adorable eyes, topped with a mushroom hat to hide his little tip. If you wish for a more appropriate one, please see the “mushroom men” item.
UPDATE: We have been requested for months to make them in a dark tan color so we have done just that! They are the same pattern and design but are a dark brown color and green hat. Nicknamed our “morning woods”
** Because it is a crocheted item, each item will look slightly different from the next.
** Product color may vary slightly due to photographic lighting sources or your monitor settings.
**Eyes are a choking hazard for ages under 3, though if you are buying this for a child, I think you have more significant concerns
